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what kind of gen z Twitter shit is this

My commute has gone from 1hr to 10 seconds and somehow I’m still late for work every single day. Work from home is incredible

Poll #190 - Mental Health Day A small while ago was Mental Health day, and to celebrate it, this poll was created to raise awareness. We have only included the most common Mental Disorders, if you feel that anything was left out please let make your voice heard. How much has the COVID situation affected your mental health? Indirectly or Directly? If you have been affected please feel free to share you story either here or in private with someone else, it is very important to sometimes vent your feelings to a trusted friend, family member or professional. Have you heard of any of these Mental Disorders? If you have please share your thoughts on it, and what you think they mean? If you happen to suffer from any of those, it is highly recommended you seek help from who it does not matter. Also if you are stuck on who to come to, I am always free to help, to listen and to give any needed advice. I promise privacy and to be honest I also have actually suffered from 3 out of of those above disorders historically, so I'll understand anything that comes my way. :3 Thanks for listening to my ramble and have a good day!

I’m already ugly so I might as well be a millionaire

Die of dysentery.

A cobbled together mess of attributes that I have stolen from other people in a desperate attempt to seem like a normal functioning adult

Currently I am a Tech Specialist at an Apple Store but I am going to school for Electrical Engineering. Ultimately I want to be designing components for computers or mobile devices.

Because it is. He either gets a poll from someone else, or he does it on his own and we get this shit. Xaria isn’t deserving to run tbf polls. Find someone else to do it.

I propose that we boycott all future Xaria polls.

@Luna Is my favorite catfish also for your sake I hope ren doesn’t see this post.

Where are the polls that have us at each other throats, Destroying years of friendships?!?

I could feel my brain cells dying as I read this.

Who the fuck is KeemStar and why are we listening to him about politics? It's like listening to Nicki Minaj on history of Anglo-Chinese trade.

Ok one condition on the coup, this can't happen.

I would rather not work at all

Personally I like both, some days I would prefer to be in an environment like an office or work place so I can feel more productive, some days I am more productive from home. it's not a bad thing to change up where you are working from time to time and apparently it can help with productivity and workflow

How could you not list the greatest of them all, the British Empire?

If anyone votes for House Stink or Error 404 you can’t be my friend

Personally at the beginning of COVID I was struggling hard with IRL problems that were unrelated to CVOID itself, After about 3 months into quarantine I started working really hard on my mental health and I've improved quite a lot. Thankfully because of my workplace and my family I was able to improve myself over the course of COVID, if anyone in SK is struggling during all this any one of you are free to reach out to me at any time.

<3 You're doing great Korutsu.

Lets pretend it's 1453. What would you do? Take a vacation in Constantinopole. While it lasts. Join the Ottoman army and make something of myself. Join the English army and tour around France. Hide my sinful ass from the inquisition Fight the Russian civil war. Become the prototype for Ivan the Terrible. Enjoy the plague free years. No COVID isolation! Kill Christopher Columbus so he would not discover route to Americas. Thus avoiding Trump being the president. Ergo bibamus!

I like my life.

You can always find ways to get money but you can't fix ugly.

Totally voting for myself. The only person I can get along with most of the day.

I would like to be a professional Clown, so I can get paid for something I do anyway.

Ah yes, the only 7 jobs that exist

With ammo prices what they are now it's cheaper to just let him steal the sandwich

Got a pink .38 special on the nightstand?

probably roll over and die

Stand on the table behind the door and then quickscope them when jumping off the table and then listen to the 12 year olds rage and scream because I'm a "HaCkER"

This will sound /r/iamverybadass but I keep a gun nearby for a reason. So call the police and jump into personal defense mode. I also have a custom command that will set every smart speaker in my home to 100% volume before playing Welcome to the Jungle. But that’s more of a joke to show guests and I wouldn’t think to do that in a real life situation. Though I’m sure it would be hilarious if I did.

Well a mixture of the first two, honestly. Hide then call the cops. Maybe scream if they find me.

some people just want to watch the world burn (and everything else)

Yeah, I don’t have the desire nor time. I’m sure a nice list of polls and topics are just a google search away. Just need someone that can read at a 3rd grade level or above and have the mental capacity to copy and paste text. I presume this still excludes Xaria.

PISTACHIOS ARE BETTER CALLUM GET WITH THE FUCKING PROGRAM

Holy shit is Bradley back!? It won’t change anything. Those against Trump are firmly so. Those for Trump even more so. There aren’t very many people in between. The deciding factor will be on how many people actually vote. Or, since I live on planet earth and have no faith in my fellow Americans, the deciding factor will be the Supreme Court when the election is inevitably too close to call with no one trusting the results anyways. Can anyone remind me which way the SC leans nowadays? The real question to ask is how many are going to hurt and/or die at polling locations? I expect a hand few.

While also condemning poor people / immigrants / “welfare queens” for mooching off the system without paying back into it.

Death or superpowers, there’s no downside

I had to read this 4 times to make sure I wasn't having a stroke until I realized that no, it actually doesn't make any sense

Why doesn’t the title of the poll match what the question actually is? Jesus Christ. Xaria, you are one of the dumbest motherfuckers I’ve ever seen in SK. And that’s saying a lot. Are you not embarrassed?

I'm sorry but if the activity is meant to be done entirely while sitting and being indoors, it's not a sport. Even if you carry your gaming rig outside, you're still just sitting there. It's simply not a sport. It is competitive? Yes. Is it a sport? No, not by any reasonable definition.

Suggestion: Should we sack Xaria as Poll Master? - Yes - Yes - Yes

Both of these companies make wildly different things... it’s like comparing Ford to Burger King

Kidnapping Squeegee so I can become the leader out of nowhere with my tissue and chloroform

That's why it's classified as an electronic sport. That gives it a different further meaning.

You mean to say I don't exist?

New poll: Do you prefer Pork Chops or Horror Novels?

1 - Bored of Directors Type of Government (CEO, COO, CPO, CTO, CFO) 2 - President/Vice President or Prime Minister/Deputy Prime Minister 3 - King/Queen

I'd press the delete button at light speed